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Invasion of the Body Snatchers!


Reporting live from Los Angeles – – Did you ever see “Invasion of the Body Snatchers!?” This hockey game was very similar to the movie, only this time, the people being “invaded” were the Los Angeles Kings.

Without a doubt in my mind, this was the worst Kings playoff hockey game I have ever seen. The Kings were lacking in pretty much every category there is, both offensively and defensively. There was a serious lack of hustle on the ice and in this writers opinion, a serious lack of heart. The Kings simply did not want to win this game or even attempt to show up.

I stopped screaming at the Kings somewhere toward the end of the 2nd period when I realized A) it wouldn’t do any good and B) I realized I had more important things to do like, go to the bathroom and get something cool to drink at the concession stand. I was having flashbacks of Terry Murray and the Kings play during the middle of the season when I looked down and saw Phoenix Coyotes playing cards in the urinal. Someone had put playing cards in every single urinal in the bathroom by our seats. So when you pee’d, you literally pee’d on the head of a Phoenix player. That was about the only amusing thing that I can say came out of Game 4.

The Kings now take a 3-1 series lead back to the flesh searing temperature scorching state of Arizona, where the Kings will pick up the series on Tuesday night. I seriously hope the Kings get it together by then. Because if they don’t, not only will they lose to Phoenix, but they will get killed by whomever makes it out of the Eastern Conference Finals.

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